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Thursday, March 8, 2012

[TRADE] Suns fans, Hawks fans prepare to be united...

Suns fans, Hawks fans prepare to be united in grief, hope and high expectations. A trade has been proposed by the Atlanta Hawks that could possibly uproot the NBA's eastern conference and bring life to both franchises that have been everything that is mediocre. The Hawks will attempt to unload disgruntled forward Josh Smith to the Suns along with gaurd Kirk Hinrich for the very two "agitators" in Phoenix. The starting gaurd, future hall of famer, and part-time Chauncey Billups impersonator Steve Nash along with his partner in crime Grant Hill...
Woah woah, fans I must say that the way these trade talks are developing it is possible to say that the trade may go down before I finish writing this very article. Yep, the trade is in! But, with a few minor details that were not included in the original deal. Suns fans welcome Josh Smith, Kirk Hinrich, Eric Dampier and say goodbye to Nash, Hill and Shannon Brown. Also the Phoenix Suns will be sending over a 2013 2nd round pick for the Hawks first round pick this year. Seems as if the Hawks are loading up to make a big playoff run this post-season. Don Rubix & Kensei Abbot will be available for questioning later tonight at the press conference, hopefully I will see you all there.


So with this blockbuster deal we must bid farewell to two NBA greats that will be dearly missed. Of course some of the tears will be wiped away by the New Sun, yea that's right he is the new star after all, Josh Smith. Hill and Nash did what they could while they were here but it was obvious that they wouldn't be much help on the court in the years to come unless the team traded for the future, which they definitely did as long as Smith signs some sort of extension.
Here we have a situation that can also be compared to how the New York Knicks managed to improve their team over the course of the past two seasons, a big trade and a big free agent signing. Only thing missing now for the Suns would be that big FA signing or maybe another trade will go down before the deadline. Either way I am simply shocked but in my moment of awe I was able to grab the very talented and involved individual who may have had something to do with this very trade. "Yea nigga... JOSH SMITH NIGGAA YEAAA!!!!" He wished to be kept nameless but we snapped a quick picture before he could say no that also. 


"Umm excuse my excitement... but yes nigga damn! I am very excited to bring the likes of Josh Smith here to Phoenix. As his representative for the 2012 season I felt that Atlanta was just not enough for Josh. I mean c'mon look at the dude, he was runnin trains on hoes not stop in the ATL, eventually you gotta make a freight stop somewhere else NAHMSAYIN DOGG?!" 




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