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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Trade Rumors are in the Air: Josh Smith, OJ Mayo, Korver?

Trade Rumors are in the air. Word is that the Phoenix Suns and the Memphis Grizzlies have been talking about a deal that could involve the Suns sending a package deal over to Memphis for Rudy Gay. The Suns had little to say besides them constantly pointing out how old the team has been looking on the court. With the Suns wanting to go younger and the Griz looking for that extra push they needed for the playoffs last year, we find ourselves in a potential blockbuster deal that may not shake the foundation of the NBA but could fill a few more seats in Phoenix.

Rudy Gay called in with his new agent Based God Lil B himself and let us know what he thought about the Rumors.

"I just want to say that I started these rumors. According to my swag, my client should be getting way more royalties here in Memphis, I mean where the Ciroc at nahm sayin. All im saying is peace love and mo' b*****$. If Phoenix got the swag lets get down and do the damn thing, they looking old on the court over there anyway. Basegod!"


Again, Thank You Based God. But amidst all these trade talks more rumors have surfaced in Atlanta. A disgruntled Josh Smith is pushing his way out of Georgia in search of a new home and stadium to layeth the Smackdown. Could a three team deal possibly go down in Phoenix, I think not but who knows. 


co-Owner and avid Michael Jordan fan Don Rubix expressed his love for Jordan through a demanded trade towards the Chicago Bulls. Don Rubix and the Phoenix Suns offered the Bulls a corned beef and swiss sandwich for the 3 point specialist Kyle Korver and gaurd C.J. Watson. When asked about the ridiculous trade Kensei Abbot had this to say.

"Man, **** the Bulls."



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