This just in: The internet phenomenon that is 800 Bills has taken over complete control of The Phoenix Suns organization. Little has been said as to how the up and coming rap group will manage to bring life to an organization that has suffered in the past couple of years. After losing their star player Amare Stoudemire the team has failed bring in any other substantial talent to work with the teams now only present all-star, Steve Nash. There are many rumors and potential deals the Suns could string together but as of now it is all speculation from the media's point of view. Partial owner, rapper and basketball guru Kensei Abbot had this to say:"Yea it's ******* great, sorry, I mean to say I'm thrilled to now be part of the Suns organization. Me and the boys can't wait to get to work on rebuilding this franchise. This town franchise has never won an NBA championship and I feel that with 800 Bills holding the reigns this war horse will ride us straight into victory. Haha excuse me I've got some rap **** to take care of."
Abbot made no mention of any of the rumored deals on the table. When asking Don Rubix, also partial owner and the organization's new Top Chef, he had this to say:
"I'm happy to be a part of the Suns ... Now break out the champagne glasses and the motherfuckin condoms. Have one on us."
When asked about any trades or deals the team might do, such as what to do with Steve Nash, Mr. Rubix was very hush hush but he did shake his head with serious intention. Stay tuned and check back later for more on the new Pheonix Suns and their new owners. We still have no idea how these men were able to take control of the Suns but no one on our side is complaining, we all can't wait to see the results. 800 out.
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